another sonnet by Paula

Thanks for this sonnet, Paula. I laughed a lot when I read it, although I then did rather wish I had a case of gin, too.




Museless



My muse went out to get a pack of smokes

This hasn’t helped me peck out artful verse

If muses are a myth or just a hoax

Then why’s my writing getting worse and worse?



Bad news for you, poor literary guard

‘Cuz you’re the one who has to read this shit

I never was and ne’er shall be the Bard

And sucketh doth the sonnet I submit



The only way this piece of crap will win

Is if I send the judge a case of gin.